Do u know something funny about german language? We give everything a gender- A head is male, an eye is neutral, a nose is femal, a carpet is male but your lamp will be female etc. A Lightning is male ._. But of course everything turns female in its plural form. Its totally random as far as i know, but.. dunno :3 Im awkward, right? xD
I can definitely see her doing all sorts of screwy adventures...breaking expensive computers, electrocuting her fleas, roasting the grass she lies on, frying her fuck buddies alive, picking up a meat cutlet and letting it slowly cook itself in her mouth, and being trapped in the hidden colony of lost-in-the-dryer-socks ... XD I'll watch on thine account with bated breath! Or if this is one of those cases where you and end up competing to write the best stories...
Please fare better than me at writing these stories... you remember that dog I described who grafts body parts onto herself? There's a story I'm writing where her lab assistant rapes a client, and for revenge she debates absolute moralism with him for like ten pages, then she gouges his vile jelly out, replaces his limbs with four sets of crab legs, and covers his torso with penises to whore him out as a side fundraising venture. Where is thine lustre now, beyotch? If you think that's horrifying, you should have seen the first draft. XD I always liked having my characters be a little bit evil...do you like them evil, cute, or somewhere in between?
Hahaha WOW. All slightly more creative then what I had in store, but YES. ahaha, so freakin clever. Toucat BETTER start writing some cool stuff about her! I wish I could sick and pluck a character out of my collection and just write/illustrate them into a proper existence.
Hahh, I dont know, that sort of thing is right up my alley, blood guts and puppydog geniuses! Despite all the cute garbage I draw, I love gory horror films, sci fi stuff. All the things you probably wouldn't assume based on my usual subject matter.
If there's a way of sending that specific comment to Ally, then by all means, do so. Prod her into coming up with the screwiest ideas imaginabobble. Though personally, seeing Ally or you draw her cook her own meat as she eats it would be pretty damn cool.(And totally with you on that 'pluck out and write into existence' thing. There's a webcomic I've had floating around in my head since I was 14, that by now has grown so huge I HAVE to get it down on paper, and it's too huge to write down. (I made up my own fucking LAWS OF PHYSICS for the universe it takes place in. Gravity has a half-life of several dozen years per atom, and Luminiferous Ether is the means of luxial transmission. I swear to god, I need to get that strip onto the internet.)
Gory horror films? Damn, girl, I'm surprised you don't draw them that often - your present impastoes would make delicious chunky tomato sauce blood on random characters. If there's a character you bought and don't have room for? Slice goes the chainsaw maniac. Actually, that would be cool, a slasher villain who culls the overblown from your den. I know too many people on this site with more dogs than they know what to do with... you could make a marketable character there. "Reaper," the psychotic chainsaw saluki. Something along those lines. You rent him out to people to kill their excess characters with. XD Not really a moneymaking venture...but fun. The hapless assistant undergoes 9 different penectomies of 6 species, one of which replaces his tongue. Horror is always best mixed with Bricolage. On that note, [link] Of COURSE it's evil, you see, if you make a candleholder out of a pickelhauber with a skull still inside.